I went back to work soon after having both of my babies, and I learned something: taking your baby’s food source to work with you is awkward, difficult, and sometimes hilarious.
I shot this series of parody corporate stock photos because every “working mom” photo out there shows a woman at a computer with a baby in her lap.
Warning: It’s kind of hard to un-see something like your co-worker leaking through her dress during a big presentation.
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You thought you were nailing your presentation on the latest sales numbers, but you were actually leaking breastmilk through your dress
It’s ok to cry over spilled milk – if it gets on your keyboard, just tell that it was coffee
Nothing says “I’m a pro” like spilling your breast pump parts all over the elevator lobby
Your co-workers are kind of jerks
Thanks for the “Lactation Suite” HR
He shoots, he scores!
Trying to wash your pump parts in the sink is going to result in a “Whatcha got there, Elizabeth?” from Tim and Sheila in Accounting
Dude, that’s not creamer
Way to close the deal, team! Uhhhh, what’s that in your hand, Cynthia?
Making your baby’s food in a bathroom isn’t gross at all
Sure, I can work late again!