There’s nothing to see here folks. Unless you want to see a bus driver pleasuring himself between two seats of a bus. Then there’s plenty to feast your eyes on, unfortunately.
The footage you’re about to see falls under the niche category of bus porn. In it a bus driver, who is naked from the waist down, leans between two seats on the top deck and pumps away.
If you caught the 123 bus to Ilford, North London, anytime on Saturday after midday then we recommend you set fire to whatever clothes you wore that day, just to be on the safe side.
It’s utter madness, if only there was a meme for this.
Mohamud Mohamud, 38, and his brother Hazma, 26, witnessed all the bus lust as they smoked a cigarette and probably despaired for humanity.
‘At first I couldn’t figure out what he was doing, but when I realised I got my phone out to start recording.
‘There must be something on the seat in front of him, you could see his right hand reaching for something which is on the seat in front so I believe that was his mobile and we think he was watching porn.’
A TfL spokesman said: ‘We have immediately contacted the bus operator, Arriva, and they confirmed that they have suspended the driver while the incident is investigated.’
Here’s the video. Be warned, it features a semi-naked man having sex with a bus seat.
So what do we know about said bus driver? Well, he likes going on top, beyond that we’re clueless.
H/T: The Metro