The Reason Why Strangers Have Started Going On “Fingering” Blind Dates


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Ahhhh fingering. One step up from dry humping, one step down from sex, but still an essential part of foreplay. 

Yep, that comes top of the sentences I never thought I’d write. Anyway, forget Tindering because fingering is making a definitive stand in the dating world in ways you’ve probably never imagined.

It’s called orgasmic meditation (OM), and it entails couples who have not met before meeting up for a mere quarter hour and quite literally finger-bashing it out together. Yes, this is the future, and you’re smack bang finger in the middle of it.

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Kickstarted by a sexual connoisseur Nicole Daedone over ten years ago, OM swept across the States in a blaze of fingering glory via her One Taste courses.  The aim isn’t to find true love, but then surely that’s the same with Tinder?

Instead, it’s about two strangers- one with a clitoris, one with a finger – sharing a fleeting moment, “where a partner strokes a woman’s clitoris for 15 minutes with no goal other than to feel, connect, and to be present.” Oh, and cum.

Obviously.

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But it isn’t all about the sex. On the One Taste website Nicole explains:

“Your vitality increases, food tastes better, your connection to yourself and others deepen.”

Better tasting food and amazing orgasms, I can’t really see any downside to the whole OM thing… other than a stranger touching my lady parts for what I imagine could be an awkward first few minutes.

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The websites testimonials for OM-ing, however, do make for a better argument than any teenage boy I ever encountered.

Morgan says:

“After a few months of OMing, my orgasm came out in an irreversible way… I felt warm softness tightly wrapping around my body. I felt like waves of thick, sticky, liquid were moving around my body… I was alive and feeling.”

And, as Leslie bluntly puts it: “”Who wouldn’t want their genitals stroked regularly, pleasurably, and with no strings attached.” This is 2016, after all?

If you do fancy fingering/being fingered by a stranger, there are clubs popping up in the UK with a growing number of Londoners aged 23-77 joining TurnON Britain, which offers classes, workshops and meet ups, for the measly sum of around £147 per class…

Go on, a little fingering never hurt anyone and you never know, you may end up with your “orgasm coming out in an irreversible way.”

(wtf does that even mean?) 

H/T: Kombini










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