22 Kids Who Are Far Too Hardcore For You


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Trying to be cool when you were a kid was always one of life’s biggest trials. How convincingly could you do it and could you keep it up?

When I was like 12, I once spent a whole day at school pretending to limp with a grimace on my face. I genuinely thought it was a good look – I was a proper idiot.

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Luckily for me, back then people didn’t film things and upload them to the internet as much as they do now so I was safe from global judgement…

The badass kids aren’t!!!!!!

1. Mikey Bloat’s face is my favourite thing ever.

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2. She will be sorry when the FBI catch her and shoot her.

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3. Only the best weed, though – none of the not good stuff.

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4. And after they’ve made love to you and you stay the night, you’ll wear his Bart Simpson shirt to work the next day.

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5. I hear he’s from the west side…

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6. He’s either the highest one man has ever been OR a master of photoshop…

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7. You know when your mum used to hold the phone with her shoulder and ear? He’s done that with added cool!

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8. I real man wears intimidating clothes and deals in ultimatums.

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9. But just the one.

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10. I respect a man who has his priorities sorted out…

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11.That’s like $25. CASH.

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12. Not mum?!

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13. There is literally no smoke coming out of it. Also someone had to go into the cubicle with him to take that…

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14. Porcupinecone.

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15. Literally every bit of this picture is the best thing in the world (after Mikey Bloat’s face).

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16. Looks like he has a nokia strapped to his left arm.

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17. “Yeah. Say sax really fast and it sounds like sex! F*ck yeah, b*tches!!!”

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18. At least… at least he’s not a selfish lover..?

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19. He’s clearly related to Mikey Bloat.

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20. It looks like her photoshopped the hat on… also, why do Superman vests come in that size? Is it supposed to be ironic?”

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21. “Jared, honey. If you’re going to take more pictures with mummy’s vodka, make sure you don’t open it. I need it to make appletini’s.”

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22. Damn… that’s a big weed.

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